this ship is bananas
i spent 5 minutes straight laughing about this without breathing and this has 9 notes
remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative
As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?
I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.
But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?
I am going to reblog this quote every year.
THIS IT. THE TIENST YELLLER PEEPER. SIZE OF A GRAP. PLEASE HANDLE A GENTLE. ALLOW THE SMALL YELL. SO GRAND.
SMALL BABY BIRD